120% You folks impress me! THREE DAYS LEFT and $200 for the second Stretch Goal!
LET'S GET TO 9000
Hello all! I’m happy to announce we stand at 120% funded at the Kickstarter at this very moment! Now yes, we can say we all made it my bitch and things can just let slide…
But I can’t because I’m a goddamned overachiever and I like money. I’m sure you do too! Also a quality product. Also, I got a show tonight and downloads and shit that are new and continuing.
So far, we have unlocked this:
Sexy, sassy, saucy complement to the “Hello, I’m Shitbird” acrylic pin, stickers, and patch! I would really love to get your shit to you, and I will for this one!
But man, having three of a kind, wouldn’t that be great?
OOHHH SHINY!!! Available at $7400.
Also, we got signed books. Remember that?
And free reads! LOTS OF THEM!
The Kickstarter ends at midnight on 10.27!!!
Oh yeah, and some worthy Kickstarters to kick to! Many of them are talented as hell and you get cool shit! Plus, I know these guys and they’re SUPER supportive and they’re super nice!
(Except Joseph Duis, I hate him so much. :P)
Some of them also dropped free reads in the ‘Campaign’ part of which you will get as soon as the money clears no matter HOW MUCH you’ve pledged!!! WHEE! FREE SHIT!
First of all, we have Nandor Fox Shaffer who has a really COOL book that came out.
“The Fabled Offering #1: A Mature Sci-fi Fantasy One-Shot is The Fabled Offering is a 38-page sci-fi fantasy one-shot epic about a lone princess on a harrowing quest to save herself and her kingdom from her own past trauma. Attempting to reach the peak of Gefyra Mountain while carrying her unborn child, Grand Princess Aurelia of Talendius will stop at nothing to meet The Ancient Cizin aboard their starship, the Idis. Will Cizin accept her offering?”
This is what made me back it.
Freaking sexy.
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Another one Joseph Duis’s comic is ‘Superheresies Showcase 1974: Golden Age Girls Get Powerful’ and it’s a continuance of his ‘Superheresies’ series (of which is down for a free download on the SUPER DUMP OF PDF reads - I just made that title up)
“1940s public domain superheroines return in two stories in which they face supernatural threats. Cover by Mike DeCarlo (BATMAN)!”
Sign up and get notified when it launches!
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Now, if you want pure merchandise, Nathan Lueth is a cool dude with Steampunk and Cthulhu. His campaign is totally funded so you will get all the cool shit!
Steampunk Cthulhu: Messenger Bags, Pouches, and more!
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Gustavo Vazquez is a self-taught illustrator that has worked for DC and Marvel, amongst many others, has released his own campaign!
“Both revered and feared by his fellow creatures of the night, Fang is the champion of an evil empire. Forget what you know about the vampire genre. Fang hunts the hunters. "FANG" is full of ghouls, gunplay, and gore. Fang is an action horror comic of redemption, revenge, and self-discovery.”
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Thomas Huls is crowdfunding his next book in the Kingsville series! I also had the pleasure of meeting him at ValorCon! Great guy.
”Kingsville is a story about countries that have put their faith in a global entity called the Alliance for Global Safety or AGS. It is an unelected think tank that has found a way to bring a few countries together allowing them to better share resources which help to provide a better living environment for its citizens. This sounds amazing right? Unfortunately, as more nations enter an agreement with AGS, the more power AGS gets. Now throw in the fact that AGS has found a unique and rare mineral called Sycodome that has provided them with elements that create super humans. What could possibly go wrong?”
Sign up for the prelaunch page here.
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Sidney Davidson (who has a famous fat black cat called Fat Laila, you might have heard of her) has a new Kickstarter out in the final few days!
“imPURRfect is a wholesome, silly, and tragic story with an Adult Swim-like sensibility. It's about a cat named Bruno that loves his owner. They live in a city terrorized by gigantic beasts (Fat Lailas) of unknown origin, and the people with the power to help are more interested in exploiting the situation for personal gain. In 23-pages, imPURRfect delivers a thrilling and emotionally resonant story that is both fun and thought-provoking.”
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Clay Adams also has a download for his series, ‘Blazing Blade of Frankenstein’ and a Kickstarter to boot for it!
“BLAZING BLADE OF FRANKENSTEIN is an episodic graphic novel that casts Mary Shelley's monster as a wandering barbarian fighting for the fate of a savage land.”
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FREE DOWNLOAD ADDED! By Drew Hanson and Cristian Cabral @dongeonratproductions on IG released a free copy of MegaBitch! I’ll have to read it as the title is funny enough!
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Also, I’ll be on Grant Lankard’s show tonight AT 6PM PST! BE THERE! I’ll probably say some shit like I usually do!
Be sure to like, share, subscribe to all the things and shit up my comment thread! Teacher’s out!